Two litres of milk was rescued from the prison of it's jug this morning by a thoughtful two year old. The milk made the most of its new found freedom by making as much ground as it could across the Marriott family's unsealed, tile floor. Soon after, the milk was recaptured by way of bath towels and scrubbing by the frazzled, sleep-deprived mother of the two-year-old accomplice. The Marriott family is said to have survived the incident, but they wish to remain in isolation while they recover from the emotional morning.
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Is the milk a secret member of the La Leche Liberation League? I hear they've been stirring up trouble lately.
he he cute Erin
arg.
i would have cried.
i would have said bad words
out loud.
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